tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1097484473237399802.post4405381292259167424..comments2023-06-08T07:20:40.302-05:00Comments on will work for books: Oscars 2008Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15393229814968030742noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1097484473237399802.post-84914887580458194332008-02-25T19:57:00.000-06:002008-02-25T19:57:00.000-06:002002 was her all-time best column. She had Tom Cru...2002 was her all-time best column. She had Tom Cruise pegged five years before the rest of us.<BR/><BR/>"I must warn the world about Tom Cruise. I feel he is an utterly terrifying Superior Life Form, with the power to melt heads and braid spines. His eyes are as hard, shiny and brutally penetrating as diamond drill-bits. The new braces on his teeth suggest that he is erasing all that remained of his tiny imperfections, and he is now metamorphosing into Ultra Super Perfection Man 3000."halfpassgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12996626217001261168noreply@blogger.com